Half Man??

I likethis picture of Solomon b/c he looks like a baby Elvis. :)

Because I'm still on maternity leave, I watch more daytime TV than I've ever watched before. The entertainment shows are sooo annoying. Of course, they cover all of the pointless celebrity news, such as Britney getting lipo. The shows always sneak in at least one odd story though. Today's was the "half-man". There is a guy who was on Jerry Springer's show at some point apparently. I think they just like to feature him on the show because of the "circus freak" aspect. That sounds mean and I certainly don't want to seem insensitive, but why does a man who has no legs or butt fit into a celebrity TV show? I don't get why he's on there except for the fact that people like to stare at him. It's really kind of mean.

I took the car in for an alignment this morning and am headed to North High School this evening. I'm going to write a small article in this month's High School Sports the Magazine. The event I'm going to is a Spirit squad event where all of the pom poners get together and dance, strut their stuff so-to-speak. I'm sure it will be hilarious, but I get like $50 to write a quick article so it's worth it.

They started roofing our house earlier today. When I got home around 3:30, it sounded like a warzone in our house as they were beating the hell out of our roof to remove the old shingles. Now they are putting new ones on I think. I have no clue. They beat the roof so hard that one of our light fixture globes fell to the floor. Luckily, it didn't break. Coco B. Ware was freaking out. She was dying to go outside and bark at the roofers.. no no!

BTW, I want Oprah's decorator, Nate to come to my house!